This Is A Public Service Announcement

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Hello, my name is Mei Ling. I'm a teacher of data analysis here at Smash Academy.

As I am in the trade of collecting data, I am putting out a call to all students and staff to report any incidents involving large robots or things of a mechanical nature of similar stature.

If you have any information regarding such large machinations, please contact me as soon as you can. Any snippets, big or small would be appreciated and will be suitably rewarded.


((Mei Ling is just asking for it with that kind of description, really. Also the stuff she is giving as a reward will vary from food/odd bits of machines/shiny things/basically whatever she found in Otacon's room that wasn't a biohazard that looks interesting.))

Comments

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Any incident, eh? How far back are you looking?

... and why are you askin', at any rate? How's this any of your business?

[140-96.livejournal.com]

Relatively recently, but if you have any thing of interest from the past, I wouldn't mind hearing that either.

And I'm asking because it seems to be a common occurence at this school, and it's a more interesting question than asking whether you saw the Hand in the corridor.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Well, in that case, there ain't been anything recent. There was some kinda robot takeover by some guy- [but he totally won't mention that he was the cause while he was possessed and shit] -but it kinda died down real quick-like.

Robot attacks ain't the most common thing, though. Driver's Ed's more dangerous.

[140-96.livejournal.com]

Ohhh right. I'll bear that in mind then. What's your name, by the way?

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Goose. I'm a security guard anyhow and I have my fair share of gross roboexperiences, so if you're lookin' for more info in the future? I'll probably get it.

[140-96.livejournal.com]

You have amazing hair. I'll be sure to get back to you on that, thank you for your help.