This Is A Public Service Announcement

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Hello, my name is Mei Ling. I'm a teacher of data analysis here at Smash Academy.

As I am in the trade of collecting data, I am putting out a call to all students and staff to report any incidents involving large robots or things of a mechanical nature of similar stature.

If you have any information regarding such large machinations, please contact me as soon as you can. Any snippets, big or small would be appreciated and will be suitably rewarded.


((Mei Ling is just asking for it with that kind of description, really. Also the stuff she is giving as a reward will vary from food/odd bits of machines/shiny things/basically whatever she found in Otacon's room that wasn't a biohazard that looks interesting.))

Comments

[frecklexplosion.livejournal.com]

Only recent incidents, or overall?

[140-96.livejournal.com]

Well, relatively recent would be good but I'd love to hear the overall picture if you've got one.

[frecklexplosion.livejournal.com]

Uh... I can't think of any major incidents since I came back this year, but to sum up in general:

We have two robot students now, I think? I know we've had others in the past.
Several of the teachers have space ships, advanced tanks, and other such stuff in the hangar.
We've had robots kidnap students and try to take over the school, but we beat those.
I think some people have been temporarily turned into robots before.
I had my brain and soul put in a robot once.
We had a robot malfunction and barely avoided nuclear destruction.
My Dad was the original developer for Metal Gear in the previous Otacon's universe before he got canon reset and I have no idea if that applies anymore aaaaaaah


I'm probably forgetting something.

[140-96.livejournal.com]

Wow, thank you! That's the sort of information I'm looking for. Thank you so much, even if you forgot something that's a lot to work with.

[frecklexplosion.livejournal.com]

No problem! You're not going to sell this info to someone, are you? I guess I should have made sure beforehand. Oops.

[140-96.livejournal.com]

Oh no. I'm one of the good guys. Regardless, it's been very nice to meet you.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Any incident, eh? How far back are you looking?

... and why are you askin', at any rate? How's this any of your business?

[140-96.livejournal.com]

Relatively recently, but if you have any thing of interest from the past, I wouldn't mind hearing that either.

And I'm asking because it seems to be a common occurence at this school, and it's a more interesting question than asking whether you saw the Hand in the corridor.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Well, in that case, there ain't been anything recent. There was some kinda robot takeover by some guy- [but he totally won't mention that he was the cause while he was possessed and shit] -but it kinda died down real quick-like.

Robot attacks ain't the most common thing, though. Driver's Ed's more dangerous.

[140-96.livejournal.com]

Ohhh right. I'll bear that in mind then. What's your name, by the way?

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Goose. I'm a security guard anyhow and I have my fair share of gross roboexperiences, so if you're lookin' for more info in the future? I'll probably get it.

[140-96.livejournal.com]

You have amazing hair. I'll be sure to get back to you on that, thank you for your help.

[inferiordestiny.livejournal.com]

[He's got his eye on you, Mei Ling.]

[140-96.livejournal.com]

[Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnn.]

[solarock.livejournal.com]

One time, I was a robot. I was created by Goose, but he was Nebula. That was a strange month.

[140-96.livejournal.com]

... Sorry, I'm not quite understanding this. You were a robot but now you're not anymore?

[solarock.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's right. It was during this spell many of us were put under. I'm not sure what it did, but a lot of people changed entirely.

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[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Jeff complied an excellent list.

If you don't mind me asking, what are you collecting data for, specifically?

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[140-96.livejournal.com]

It was very informative, I am very pleased.

Oh? It's for next year's classes. I realised I don't have any data sets to work with as this position is new, so I'm collecting all sorts now so that there's a large pool of differing kinds of data the students can work with.

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[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Ah. Careful you don't dig yourself in too deep.

[animu-nerd.livejournal.com]

[NO. You are not giving away my precious Gundamn statues as rewards.]

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

If it's robots you're interested in, you're going to want to keep an eye on Baldy McNosehair. Or, as he prefers to be known, Eggman the Round of Ass and Foul of Breath. He has an army of robotic slaves, tends to stuff them full of small animals, and has in the past built Mechs that are one hundred feet tall and covered in spikes. Not to mention a mechanical, planetoid space warship called the Death Egg. Oh, and his blue-bot Lapdog is here too - Metal Sonic.

Just be careful if you wind up in direct contact with him - He's been known to capture innocents and transform them into robots before. He's a dick like that.

[iamtheeggman]

[That afternoon, a Crabmeat came to Knuckles' room to punch him in the stomach.]

Video

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[The camera suddenly turns on and Knuckles is doubled over a little. Red faced.]

SEE!? See, this is what I'm talking about! Owww my stomach...

[He punches the laughing Crabmeat in the face causing it to explode revealing....]

(http://s518.photobucket.com/albums/u341/monotreme101/?action=view&current=anime-cute-panda.gif)

....Oh. Oh my god. This is a new low. Oh man. Oh geeze... a baby Panda. A baby Panda used to power a Homicidal Robot Crab. WHO DOES THAT!?

Re: Video

[iamtheeggman]

THIS GUY!!

Re: Video

[140-96.livejournal.com]

[Mei Ling is just distracted by the cute panda, awwww look how cute how cute how cute I want it!]

[shysentinel.livejournal.com]

Data collectin'?