This Is A Public Service Announcement

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Hello, my name is Mei Ling. I'm a teacher of data analysis here at Smash Academy.

As I am in the trade of collecting data, I am putting out a call to all students and staff to report any incidents involving large robots or things of a mechanical nature of similar stature.

If you have any information regarding such large machinations, please contact me as soon as you can. Any snippets, big or small would be appreciated and will be suitably rewarded.


((Mei Ling is just asking for it with that kind of description, really. Also the stuff she is giving as a reward will vary from food/odd bits of machines/shiny things/basically whatever she found in Otacon's room that wasn't a biohazard that looks interesting.))

Comments

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

If it's robots you're interested in, you're going to want to keep an eye on Baldy McNosehair. Or, as he prefers to be known, Eggman the Round of Ass and Foul of Breath. He has an army of robotic slaves, tends to stuff them full of small animals, and has in the past built Mechs that are one hundred feet tall and covered in spikes. Not to mention a mechanical, planetoid space warship called the Death Egg. Oh, and his blue-bot Lapdog is here too - Metal Sonic.

Just be careful if you wind up in direct contact with him - He's been known to capture innocents and transform them into robots before. He's a dick like that.

[iamtheeggman]

[That afternoon, a Crabmeat came to Knuckles' room to punch him in the stomach.]

Video

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

[The camera suddenly turns on and Knuckles is doubled over a little. Red faced.]

SEE!? See, this is what I'm talking about! Owww my stomach...

[He punches the laughing Crabmeat in the face causing it to explode revealing....]

(http://s518.photobucket.com/albums/u341/monotreme101/?action=view&current=anime-cute-panda.gif)

....Oh. Oh my god. This is a new low. Oh man. Oh geeze... a baby Panda. A baby Panda used to power a Homicidal Robot Crab. WHO DOES THAT!?

Re: Video

[iamtheeggman]

THIS GUY!!

Re: Video

[140-96.livejournal.com]

[Mei Ling is just distracted by the cute panda, awwww look how cute how cute how cute I want it!]